This shirt takes a cheeky jab at the FAA’s medical process with a wink to every pilot who’s ever sweated MedXPress. The design hints at the unspoken truth of aviation bureaucracy: if you can keep it together and not mention that thing, you can still fly. It’s for aviators who know the system’s quirks, love the freedom of flight, and have a sense of humor about the hoops we jump through.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!